Thursday, March 15, 2007

Interview with Dericastan, new female superstar of the world beating Spartans team.

Larry King: Morning Dericastan. How are you?

Derica: You my hero Mr. King, I loved you in King Kong.

LK: Riiite….How did you get involved in cricket?

D: I was wondering through the dusty streets of Wellington, Vaal Triangle, last month when a little child ran into me, he said "change?" I said, "yes I should." So I took up Cricket, it was an obvious choice.

LK: Obviously. Have you coped well with the pressures that come with being a Spartans superstarlette?

D: Listen Mr. Kong…

LK: King.

D: Kong. I haven’t got time for your mind games! Im an important women…

LK: Were paying you for this…

D: … The pressure hasn’t been that bad, although I think a little more just over here on my shoulder wouldn’t be that bad.

LK: Over here…

D: Yes that’s the spot…..ooooh, that’s nice..

LK: It is, cut to commercial please.

12 minutes later.

LK: Well thank you for coming in, you certainly bowled me over....psst! Call me....

D: Youre welcome Mr. Kong….teehee.

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