Speaking in hushed and somber tones, three members of the inner 24s circle huddled round a mystic Bead shop candle late last night after a Kentucky fired chicken dinner and discussed recent goings on. Speaking first Rob Running with Bulls said that it was the great black demon of cricket, Laramabool who was upset with the team for not practicing good magic. Trinity Darth Finger mentioned the inability of the team to follow natures cries and calls from the great sky pigeon Hair, while Jogging with Hamsters said it was unlike the team to disappoint and that it was probably the evil hoodoo curse of the Muffin Samie Lady. All agreed that revenge would need to be had to bring the balance of nature back into alignment. They also agreed a sacrifice was needed and that Crazy Slogger would be the offering to the god of cricket, Shane Warpie.
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