Saturday, October 07, 2006

New signing for Legion


Alertnet: The Legion technical staff have admitted that keeping Wall on is costing too much money. Wall is currently paid R5 and three doughnuts a game. His cleaning fluids for his gloves are also sponsored at enormous cost. Walls antics in playing for the opposition have also led to the decision to look elsewhere for a cheaper replacement. Legions seemed to have found that man, Yatso Masso, Japanese goalkeeper of the year 1983-2006. Masso is demanding a weekly wage of 300 bowls of rice and raw fish. Neogtiations are continuing.

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