In a shock announcement at the24s action cricker headquarters yesterday it was revealed that a small hamster, aptly named "Doughnut", had been released from his cage. It remains unclear who or why Doughnut was released. A faxed statement from a group calling itself the Blue Streek Marauders of Hamster Justice (BSMHJ) said it had released the caged mascot which they said "sufferred inhamster treatment at the hands of the 24s management." The fax has not been independently verified. Doughnut was last seen running towards Ratanga Junction. Hamster experts believe that Doughnut was attempting to get to the cobra. Speaking to reporters just last week Doughy, nickname given to him by his keeper Woogalit, said that sqweek sqweek sqwee..k. Experts are unclear on the syntax but believe Doughnut said :"Dammit im sick of this wheel I need a challenge!" Anyone with any information is advised to phone the 24s headquarters.
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