Thursday, August 24, 2006

Rat Patrol: LEGION take on Rastskis tonight


Welcome back to the home of the LEGION sportsfans. Tonight the invincible LEGION take on the smelly and a times poorly developed ratskis in what is being billed as a game of MIGHT ...against fright. Ladies beware that the little ratskis may nibble on your toes and run around the chair you are standing and screaming on, at half time. This game is no joke fans and speaking to Captain Packer earlier today one got the sense that he too was serious about the encounter, "Ja, we might win but then again we may not, its about how well we play or dont, only the scoreline will tell." Inspiration comes standard with this man of few adjectives, and it is clear that the LEGION have little to fear tonight from Skiratsis who have sufferred serious setbacks in recent days. It was only yesterday that captian Muis got his toes caught in a rat snare while trying to retrieve a piece of cheddar...and who can forget goalkeeper Whiskers who was involved in a messy affair with a house cate named Little Jinx. The LEGION open up game 2 of the league tonight at 20:00. A record crowd is expected to attend, chief amongst them Glares Wife and some guy who likes to watch guys in tight pants. Your team for tonight (pictured above)

Captain Packer (front)
Sick Nic (3rd from left)
Glare (left)
Slick (notpictured here, he is in the camp)
Wall (2nd from left)
Bundes (right)
Harry (making a samie in the truck)

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