
Its a black day at 24s headquarters today. Overpowered, undergunned and staring at relegation (is there a lower league?) the team needed a pick me up. With the recent deportation of Chuck Norris and his wife from the country, the 24s went in search of another Norris, someone they hoped could rekindle the spark amongst its players. With the Hoff promoting his new album, Komme Nought, in Germany we spoke to Brian Norris. Brian is the brother of Chuck and is a best selling novelist. Some of his writings include "How to survive in a macho world" and "Who isnt straight?" He had this to say:
“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose and there are no failures - just experiences and your reactions to them.”
Our thanks to Brian Norris for his time, Brian will be returning to the US, where he will attempt a roundhouse prose to his violent action star killer brother Chuck, in an attempt to lead him to calm. Responding to the quotes Glen said they made him rethink his life. He later came to the conclusion that "steak pies werent that gravy and that roasted vegetable pies were much better on the old waistline."

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