Rooters-Chuck Norris landed at CT International just minutes ago to the glee of thousands of ecstatic 24s fans. Police were at hand to maintain order, but were prevented by the ranger, who’s eye was upon them. Unsuprisingly, violence broke out shortly after Norris entered terminal no.1. Norris roundhouse kicked police captain Freddie Coetzee when the captain tried to prevent one of Norris’ fans from approaching the international cricketing phenomenon. A scuffle broke out leaving the airport destroyed and 68 police officials hospitalised. The only person left unscathed was Norris who was later deported by government officials on suspicion of being “too cool” ... and for destroying the property of Airport SA, Cape Town. In an exclusive interview with Rooters cricketing great, Mr. Harrison, said “It’s a sad day for cool people. It is so sad.” The exit of Mr. Norris leaves a gaping hole in the 24s line up. In other news Torie has agreed to a 'substantial fee' to play for the 24s and will leading the team against Nova on Thursday. There were suspicions that Throwina Norris would take the place of injured supa sta Cath. However, Mrs. Norris was deported with her husband just moments ago. End item
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