Inspiration comes standard, the guru speaks

The Guru provides eternal knowledge on how to turn poverty stricken cricket into golden age Bradman cricket glory. Guru says "absorb the following like a sponge bob. Take it to heart and play, play my children and win."

TO UNCOVER THE TRUTH: CHANT, LEFT CLICK AND DRAG AND THE MIST THAT COVERS THE EYES WILL DISAPPEAR.

BATTING

1. The net is your friend…hit it often, beat it with the bat and it will reward.
2. If the ball steers to the extreme left or right, step inside its evil trajectory and collect 2
3. Leave the glory to the males only they can hit the high mark
4. Ladies find the net ... run the run... and support your guy.
5. If you are a lady - offended by this …go for the back, hit the high mark…but make sure the male picks up the net and the run. BALANCE IS CRUCIAL
6. A good score is not measured in hundreds but in two's, remember two a ball-and you wont hit the wall.

BOWLING

1. Bowl to the ladies, throw it high - trajectory = success
2. Keep it on the wicket, dont throw it wide, wide is bad, straight is good.
3. Bowl to the guys, angle it in on the leg, make it difficult. If the lady is playing like a super star do the same.

MAKING COFFEE

1. To ensure balance Koji and James must make coffee every 30 minutes for the rest of the office. It is written, it is law.