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Breaking news from the Spartan frontlines.

Key ace play maker, molder of young minds and part time ear model, Yosh, has been recalled to the red24 side to face the mediocre mid-league Dream Team outfit at the Stadium on Main tomorrow night. The return of the prodigal son has been hailed by red24 fans across the globe and at Sarah’s pod as a giant leap forward for a team that is finally putting a challenge in for the League 8 trophy and title of Greatest Team in the Universe, except for Wolves. In other team news Jon Amakhosi Come Get Some Vincent has announced his intention of adding to his recent scoring sensations, hinting that he may even pot one in from outside the nets. Cap’n Rob, a long time favourite of small soccer-wild guinea fowl, was also recently quoted by an inebriated Reuters correspondent as saying “the power of the chicken lives in me, now get me a wing and a 2L coke”. The sentiment was not lost on red24 Spartan fans who believe the Wall may well in fact be the reincarnated demi-god, Mycaeus of Kayefsee. Scientific tests are currently underway to test the allegations. One other star that has just returned from his exile in Lai-Taryval, a Thai resort located in the insurgent hit south, is AM Shifty who is apparently keen to slot in a few for the adoring public. The game, which starts at 21:15, is expected to draw hundreds of thousands ... a sweet after dinner desert, courtesy of Beacon. Entrance as usual is free and all supporters are urged to arrive at the stadium, please.

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