Fresh news from the Spartan's front lines is that star goalkeeper Ryan "the Wall" Cummings aka AM shifty is 32% fit and ready for action this Wednesday against HOWTHEPHAARQ. Other late news coming from the camp is that the combined weight of the team has jumped 320% since the last game. Allegations that the weight gain may be linked to King Pies new sponsorship of the team have been flatly denied with Rob adamant that "this is an outrage, an outrage...". Speaking from the all you can eat charity pie buffet earlier today, convenor of selector(s) Andre "now you C me now you don’t, you got the ball, no you don’t!” released the team sheet for next weeks clash. Our heroes are, in no particular order of handsomeness:
1. Andre
2. Ryan
3. Grant
4. Jon
5. Gerrit
6. Rob
Yosh "son of Pele" has not confirmed his appearance as yet; allegations that he has demanded his own changing room have not been confirmed and it remains unclear whether or not this is the reason for his non-response.
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