Saturday, October 06, 2007

Jackass previews Monday's fixtures


Welcome back sports fans this is Alfred the flying jackass here reporting on word sporting news. We travel to Cape Town today to review the progress of the up and coming Spartans red24 outift, which has shown in recent weeks that you really do not need talent or tight abs to play and win. Season 1 proved semi-disastrous for the then little known outift but since then the team have risen up the ranks to secure medal after medal in do or die battles with the enemy. They take on two mighty useless opponents this Monday at the stadium of light, so if your in the neighbourhood head out there to catch, what pundits are calling, "a footnote in the history of great footnotes".

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