Friday, April 27, 2007

Injury worries lead to drastic medical recruitment


The Spartans have sufferred a series of horrific injuries that have left the team strength seriously depleted. Marius aka Wounded Cripple is top of the pile of invalides having sprained an ankle, dislocated a finger and broken his spine during the last game. Other palyers on the injury list are WMD (ego), TNT (lungs), Trinity aka Tipsy aka MP3 (Dislocated knee) and Nick (generally unhealthy). The administration has decided to hire the services of trained nurses to overcome these problems and help in the recovery of the team. For further nursing info, please click here.

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