Hi guys! Pvt 4th class Winsom here, so you may have noticed the change in rank? I was silly enough to say that I opposed the surge when a ABC reporter visited our barracks on Tuesday! What a freekin mistake! It was also taken out of context i was talking about the blocked toilet and the surge after it was fixed, shitty mess all of this! Anyway cricket has been going well, we played our first game in Basra yesterday against the Iranian foreign delegation, they accused us of ball tampering and stoking middle east tensions, what a nerve, i mean we dont cheat! We won the game only because we threatened to use our WMD. They freeked, forfeited the game and left the outhouse before we could explain that it stood for Wickets-Maidens and Dotballs. Anyway we travel to Anbar province next to face off against the Syrian border gaurds. Apparently they so busy playing action cricket that no one is watching the border, meaning insurgent players are able to play for local teams, and to think that i was demoted! Till next time!
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