SECRET COUNCIL REPORT

The Secret Council issued a statement yesterday following the 24s victory. Chief Sitting Hamster said he was "happy like the open plains of the great spirit when the snows fall on the head of a passing air through the loins of the buffalo." The Secret Council had earlier vowed to defeat the Sindlers and to avenge earlier defeats. The SC were represented on the night by the Crazy Slogger Shaman who conducted the beer fume trance.