The Hockey Dance Clan released a video of RSA captive Angela Trinity on a jihadist forum yesterday just hours before releasing her. The HDC, who are fighting for more people to come to there functions, had earlier kidnapped Trinity from her seaside mansion before the 24s final game of the season. They had apparently required more people to attend the Holy Dance of Cups, a annual gathering of stickball players. The 24s are an arch foe of the HDC who have seen their membership drop becuause action cricket is more fun. Trinity was later released following interrogation by a bottle of vodka and a Tiger. The release came too late for the 24s who were dumped into second place by Blue Steak. Commenting on the episode a clearer well stretched Trinity said she was glad she was home and that "if I ever have to go through that again...I'll...I'll...I'll have to reconsider!"
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