Ever since the Legion made their first appearance in the 10th league of indoor soccer, the ladies have been requesting that we do an interview with captain outrageous, Packer Voortman. Of course being a half way decent blog we are more than happy to oblige. Our ace reporter, Don Juan Yoma, spoke to Packs y'day over a meal of roast potatoes, leg of lamb, pounds of beef and butter soaked bread.
(Pictured here are fans of the packer at the LEGIONS last game)
Don: So Packer, soccer must be doing good things for your fitness levels?
Packs: Ja hey, its groovy, to all my female fans out there a big thank you, Im from Paul Roos and used to the admiration of guys, but this is much more lekker hey!
Don: Your strategy in the first game was to steam roll the tiny lil buggers. The next game what should we expect?
Packs: We are basically going to deconstruct them on the cellular level and then get the ball to Yoshiya to maximise our scoring opportunities.
Don: Much has been said about the Legions adoring female fan base. What is your take on the hysteria surrounding the team?
Packs: Its all good, but if my fiance asks I dont smaak it.
Fiance: What is that James Earl Voortman!!
Packs: Nothing honey!
Don: Packs, good luck for the rest of the season and go LEGION
Packs: Honey! More beef here please! Pack it on! ...Ok cya Don June.
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