Episode V: The Return of the Sithlers

Denizens of the deepest far flung flings of space could not withstand the might of the 24s ace batter Catherine. She returns this Tuesday to take on the evil forces of the Sithlers. The unholy battle takes place at 18:20 on the Ewok homeworld of Endor. The team 24 will trek there after pre-maintenance check ups today on the batte cruiser, the Millenium office pod, and then hyperdrive through to the realm of competition. Obi wan KeCatherine will reinvigorate the batting line up and her swift wood saber thrusts and parries are likely to prove to much for Darth Angelo and Mandie the hut. The evil emperor Clandestadminsitrator has laid his evil ambush for our heroes and they expect to be met by Death Planet fixture changes, Laser blaster "cant bat field first excuses", Wookie Wungovers the next morning and the inevtiable 1 on 1 saber battles. Can Han Solling and his trusty sidekick the hairy Wookilit Wookiemuffin save the day, will Princess Angela throw a fast ball into Kens throat, will Ewok#45 Grant decide to bowl a fast delivery, will Master Yoda Mark deliver a pizza and can Captain Robakin make sure his calmiddian count is at least 34 per litre? All this and more tonight on Episode V: The Return of the Sithlers.

The Rebel Alliance

Ewok Grant
Admiral Mark
Captain Robakin
Han Solling
Obi wan KaCatherine
Wookielit Wookiemuffin
Princess Angela
Queen amadillander

Sithlers

Darth Angelo
Mandie the hut
Koosie space junk
Boba Fett
Death Planet BaldHick
Bantha
Stormtrooper #3
Stormtrooper who dies horrible death #2