Welcome to the first bi-monthly celebrity death match! Today we will be hosting round 1 of this amazing match up of celebrity 24s fans against one another. Today Clint Eastwood will take on Paris Hilton!
Round 1: Clint comes out all guns blazing, Paris reponds with more dialogue in her video than all of Clints combined! Paris has the rough man reeling, she throws her dog, Clint cant evade DING DING! Paris takes round 1.
Round 2: Paris opens up with a shopping spree attack to the cowboy hat. Clint dodges and lets fly with the verbal "You feeling lucky punk?" She thinks about what he says and her head explodes! Round 2 to the unshaven tough guy.
Round 3: Paris appears to be unconscious but thats her biggest asset. Clint seems wary but he still has his hand on his gun. Paris seems suprised that she cant stop peering at his shoes. Clint delivers a one two three knock out cell phone dial up. Paris responds with twirl and courtsey, releases a music video and tries to act! Clint wins the oscar ..and wins the round!
Umpires ruling...Clint Eastwood by a nose whisker!
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