Captains Blog star date F.R.I 04-08-06. We encountered a new alien species while travelling throught the muffin quadrant on our way to Inebriant. The species showed a miraculous ability to drink a liquid known as X3 Pantee. The effects of the substance where akin to what humans would refer to as "Ass about drunk." Being explorers and scientists we decided to test the appealing goo. We didnt think about a control test...maybe we ought to have. The results were frightening...an advance state of ecstasy, the improvement in the general appearance of members of the opposite gender (even Zog looked ok) and an improved speed. Pilot Spock reached Strobe Speed and we managed to catch up to long sent radio signals from earth...the sounds of Sweet Home Alabama rang out....we will discuss this more later once we find the ship. End Cpt's Blog.
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