Alertnet- The24's management reported the signing of Paris Hilton to the new squad for this season during an impromptu press meeting today. Struggling to find young, fit, spirited female partners has been a difficulty for the selectors, who have had to rely on the old one of our ladies is sick routine. While playing with three ladies is nice...uh hum...playing with four is WAY better. Hence the signing of Paris who, it is hoped, will juice up the fines meetings after the games. Paris was not immediately available for comment, however, her new South African press agent, Glen, said that she was "looking forward to meeting the guys" (who it is hoped) "would show her where and how to hold the bat". -end item
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