Miss Fen ready to torie up the opposition

Observer- With the recent withdrawal of 24s stalwart, Cath, a spot has been made available for the impossibly gifted Miss Torie Fen. Miss Torie, aka, ‘Slog it like its hot’, is reputed for her deft batswomanship and beguiling off-break bowling. Doubt that she’ll make a significant contribution to the team is rather like unicorns, non-existent. Grant reporting from 24 training headquarters.