Rooters-Idol to millions of woman across the globe and cricketing Fee Nomm, David Hasselhoff, has signed a 20 year contract with the 24s Action Cricket Franchise. The shocking news was delivered at a special media conference yesterday. It is hoped that the Hoff will be able to “save the 24s and resuscitate a poor season (Mark, convener).” The Hoff is likely to join the team on Tuesday for a training session at the Stadium-on-Main arena. Fans of the hairy crested man god, are advised to buy tickets before coming to witness the greatness unleash
his red floating dinghy. The Hoff has also promised to sing his newest German top 10 single Ich bien eine kleiner berliner. Chairman of the Hoff female admirers fan club, Torie, has stated that “he is such a real man” and that he “rocks wicked.” Commenting on the latest developments Jose the Silverberg Terrace security guard said, “he still needz to sign in amigo” and that “24s zecurity iz de only peoplez with the right to op’n the door upstairs hombre.” Jack was not immediatley available for comment. End item
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