Saturday, May 27, 2006

EDITORIAL: 24s Seek the Oracle...DAVID DUCHOVNY!?


The 24s enter week 4 of the M5 Mixed League Championship with a lot to prove if they are to emerge triumphant towards the end of the season. With a chaotic season characterising their season to date, fans have been left confused over the future. First it was the Norris dissapointment, then the dropping of Grant Hairyson and then the uncertainity over the signing of the Hoff. In an attempt to regain lost mental ground 24s selectors have turned to Fox Mulder, internationally renowned aliens expert, with a 32 DVD box set of X-Files. Mulder spoke to Rooters reporter Mayra earlier today. He said, "Mayra, you know the truth, its just that no one else does. Its out there, you know, like a massive mystery. My eyes are the window to the house of intrigue." Mayra responded by saying she really 'digged' deep stuff like that and asked whether he would like some tea. He replied ... "I want tea." These shocking statements are bound to confuse the hell out of the current confusion and lead to a balance of the collective team mind or 'conscientiousness.' When asked for comment, Glen the security gaurd said that "He liked foxes and that they were like the truth...red, out there and hard to find."

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