Rooters-Squad announcements rarely come bigger than the one held this morning at
24s HQ. Speaking to a stunned crowd of reporters, chief selector and really kief oke, Mark, announced the signing of a new international superstar, Michael Hasselhoff. Following the failure of the
24s to secure the signature of Norris, Hoff was the obvious replacement. His greatness is only outdone by, as Torie says "his glorious chest hair."

Hoff is apparently in talks as we speak with
24s chairman Bev. Team announcement for next Thursdays game against Sindlers will be made Monday. Massive changes are in the mix with call ups expected to extend to Neil, Ken and Hiro. Kief oke, Rob, is expected to hold an informal training session Tuesday. The Hoff, if he signs this weekend, will likely attend the session.
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