The 24s franschise and the 24s website will be accepting applications for the new positions at the company following the mass resignation of the board following the stunning finals defeat on Friday.
Positions up for grabs:
1. Public relations and fines master
Highly lotivated individual, management skills, MBA and 23 years experience in PR. Salary neg.
2. Team spirit manager
Must be able to organise team parties and functions and must actually come to them. Salary neg.
3. Waterboy
Must have two arms and be able to understand the following words "water" "over here dummy" and "go away now." Salary: free water and sponge a week.
4. Morale officer (must have degree in pole dancing)
1 year experience in the adult entertainment industry. Salary: tips based.
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