The red24 Spartans Supreme Selection Committee (RSSSC) have announced the team for the forthcoming crunch match against Dream Team Utd on Tuesday 15 December at 18:30. The announcement was made earlier today at a poorly attended press conference in the red24 IT store room. The team, in no particular order of fantastickness/intelligence and down right handsomeness (from 1-5), are:
1. Andre "now you see me now you don't" C
2. Ryan "AM Shifty not Shity" Cummings
3. Jon "Amakhoooosi" Vincent
4. Yosh "Enlightened child of Pele" Sato
5. Guy "whodunnit" Brown
6. Gerrit "Wild Bill" Wessels - (Possible late starter pending fitness test)
The RSSSC have announced that Mr. Angry (Rob) has been banned until the beginning of January 2010 due to an indiscretion involving an Escalade, a Scandinavian, a golf club and a bucket of KFC wings. Asked to comment on the ban, he stated, in a perfect Shakespearian prose "I doth notteth haveth the Wingsith". Once again the blog would like to apologise for the poor quotes herein. Grant "Aces" Scheepers has also pulled out of the fixture citing irreconcilable differences with Shirley "You better work all the shifts up until you leave" Blaine, currently camp commander of Grant's CS department.
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