GOLD MEDAL MATCH! BONNIE TYLER CALLS THE PLAYS

"Smell the fear, they are nearly upon us, oh evil be gone! WE NEED A HERO!"



The Legion take on Invincibles on Tuesday night at the Action Stadium of Pain. Bring your band aides and anti-septic energade bunny chow folks, this is going to be huge. With a front row packing in at 345kg the Legion will be looking to dominate up front. Invincibles playmaker, Iron Man, will prove to be a handful for Captain Rob Wall Highanddryenrych. Speaking to the24s blog earlier today Rob said "I need a hero, im holding our for a hero until the end of the night." An appeal has gone out to Packer Voortman, currently in the grips of the beautiful siren, Tracyton. Captured on Saturday, the glorious captain Pack remains confined to a villa in Mauritius and wont be able to make the crunch game. Replacement utility full back Kentaro Gonnascoreasaki and Digging for Diamonds Khabelo have been drafted into the squad to cover for the mountain man and all indications are that these two steroid enhanced superstars will fullfill all requirments of our men. So supporters head down to the Stadium of Pain on Tuesday at 1930.