"Thats good shit man" echoed throught the hallowed halls of the Stadium of Akira last night as the24s notched up a second successive league victory. Playing the Usual Suspects was never going to be easy...who we kidding they sucked. The game was over after the first ball was dispatched for 9 and by the 12th over of the U.S innings the newbies required 89 for victory. The likelihood of this happenning were slim and any gambliong man wouldve staked his life on the 24s taking it home. If he had betted he wouldve swallowed his gold watch however as Steak Boy Slogger, US's best batter, smacked a career high 50 off 11 balls in a 66 run last 4 over partnership with Captain Natalie Du Smack. The illegal batting action was not called by the umpire, Total Moron, who was more concerned with touching up his lipstick than watching the game. Commenting on the umpiring after the game, Crazy Slogger (pictured here with sidekick Gen. George) said "It was good shit man!" Needless to say he will never play again.
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