It has become a standing joke amongst Legion fans: So how many Legion players does it take to kick ass? None. Haha. Jokes inspired by the amazing, superhuman results of the Legion are becoming more common place and have recently been heard told at places as far afield as Scandanavia, Serbia, Tasmania and the UN General Assembly (shown here: Ahmadinejad cracks the joke, only the Bahrain representative Al-Khamil al-Palile al-Johnson al-dala al-hungry al-Amain and Hugo Chavez laughed). The phenomenon has been motivated by the teams tireless pursuit of at least one goal a minute. They came close, on Tuesday night, to achieving that goal with a 13-1 demolishing of Simply Asia. President of Asia, Sing Solow, said that his country was saddenned by the teams poor performance and that it was back to noodles and luke warm sewer water for his guys. The Legion chairman, Snoek Whiche, meanwhile lambasted his troops for not looking snazzy enough, saying "You youngins dont know the first thing *cough* about the meaning of a healthy diet of roasted cheese and chicken kettle brianie! And it shows in the way you dress!" Legion captain James Earl Packer the ninth commented saying that "as long as we keep sticking them in, we dont need to look good."
The Legion will face either Ratski, Ayajax or some other no hoper team next. It is hoped that these games will motivate further discussion about the new sponsorship issue, whether to accept Latex's US$22 million offer or the Sandwhich ladies' free muffin a game offer. The Muffin eaters in the team, Cpn James T , Sick, Bundes Manschaftt, Wall and veggie boy have struggled with the offer. Slick is said to be signing a seperate contract...with Chelsea, while Keeno has been recalled to the office for evacuation duty.
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