Dutchman News: Hi der sports enthuses, it is Snoek Bottervinger here. I had the very nice pleasure to speaking with Zizou after the World Cups final the other day you see. He is a crazy guy right and needs to explain himself to us all right. So for those who don’t know he went all ballistic like a hamster on a piece of Polish Cheese last night. He head butted Mazzerati in the chest so hard it made me blush like the Dutchman I am. I sneeked into the changeroom of the great man and had these words to say with us.
SB: Hello there my fine man.
ZZ: Le Bleu la voookin Dutch sweine. Le vous reutes la donkey splatte!
SB: You funny funny French émigré! Would you like a smoke an a pancake?
ZZ: Oui. O’ la triomf kablewie!
SB: Why den did you hit him in the chest?
ZZ: Ze pig insulta my mimmy! He say a she a bella unte Donne wit a nice round pin cushion, la steuror?, He also pulla my shirta! Zat was like telling me I was a Chineez man in a sweaty shoppe! La bleu!
SB: But why so angry ZZ, you made us lose to Italy grease balers!
ZZ: Fontana bleu Paris Hilton video Champagne montpellier dechamps la da barthez un demaillier diarrhea!
I left soon after sports fans. He was in no mood to piss the moon as they say in English. So until the next time lets bring it on. Im snoek Bottervinger and this was my very precious Dutchmans Hourly News.
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