Sunday, July 23, 2006

PLAYOFF TIME!!

The 24s play Sindlers on Tuesday 25 July in the M5 PLAYOFFS!. The game is being touted as one with two sides hoping to win by scoring more than the other. Ace reporter, Rob Spoon and Pancakes Police, asked 24s fans across the globe what they thought would happen and if they had any words of encouragement.


Chuck Norris: AYAYAYAYAAA (ROUND HOUSE) *SMACK* *Pow* KABOOOOM!!

Forrest, Forrest Gump: Uh hum, that’s what my momma always said. She always did say that life was like a ball and bat, when you hit it…uh hum uh hum…it stays hit. Go 24s run, uh hum uh hum, run. Ow. My head hurtsis.

Allie Mohammed (samoosa salesman in New Delhi and part time cricket bookie): Hallo an all an all an all. I am very much pleasing myself right now to knowing that I am so very much an all going to be seeing you winning an all an all an all. Go 24s!

Superman: It’s a bird. Use your x-ray vision to finish them mighty 24s. The power of Krypton I bestow upon you for one night only. This one night stand power enables you to walk away feeling like a winner...but wondering, if you did the right thing. Up up and away! To the heavens Robin! Batman: Robins my bitch! Superman: No! he is my man-boy slave! Robin: Drat, I got no powers:( ...I got this pretty cape tho!

Eskimo # 3: Rekin hoff hortyi upi kaya fing fang bigaling boom box!

Eskimo # 3's dog: Woof! Woof! Grr! Woof!

George Bush: These here weapons make us unsaferer in this world. We and us must learn that the game is about to finish and we are going to finish them.

So there we have it 24s fans. The people have spoken and the outlook is good. Only two things can happen on Tuesday and its all dependent on the bounce of the ball, the toss of the coin, avalibaility of the players, Eskom, the people who make up the fixtures, whether we get any support and most importantly someones French Maid outift! So lets go 24s lets go!

Correction: Megan not Meghan.

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