Friday, June 09, 2006

Jack and Jill went up a hill


The 24s face up to the Jack & Jill "super squad" today in a league decider at Stadium on Main cricket HQ. The match is being touted by cricketing Guru Schwarmi Ripone-a-Myle as a spiritually important contest of the will of good over the forces of evil. The game is likely to see severe sweat letting by both sides. 24s news reporter Rob spoke to injured 24s spasta Hasselhoff earlier today about how he saw the game going.

Rob: Hi Dave! Im a huge fan

Hoff: Thanks.

Rob: So Dave, your latest album has sold over 45 million units in Germany! Where did the inspiration for Komme Noought come from?

Hoff: Im the hoff. I am German folk.

Rob: Thanks Dave.

The interview has been touted as possibly the worst in the history of cricket interviews...which leads us to .... THANKS ROB! Fans of the 24s are urged to come out in their droves tonight to support their team against the infidel. end item

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