NORRIS SIGNS THREE YEAR DEAL WORTH R23.45

Rooters-Chuck norris, international superstar, has signed a three year deal with the 24's. He will act as a symbolic figurehead for all players and add some much needed kick to the team. His contract begins as soon as the superstar arrives in SA. He is expected to arrive at CT Intnl at 12:45 on 17 May. Rooters reporter, Jack Widdowmaker, spoke to Mr. Harrison (son of Mr. Anderson and sky sport cricket expert) about the appointment of Norris, he said: "I've always thought chuck norris a bit special. I mean, the guy doesn't even need to keep his elbow up and has utter disregard for playing the 'v'. A true rogue."